This smart London lawyer in Glasgow ignores a stop sign and gets pulled over by a local policeman.
He thinks that he is smarter than the cop because he is a lawyer from London and is certain that he has a better education then any Jock cop. He decides to prove this to himself and have some fun at the Glasgow cops expense!
Glasgow cop : ” Licence and registration, please.”
London Lawyer : “What for?”
Glasgow cop : “Ye didn’ae come to a complete halt at the stop sign.”
London Lawyer : “I slowed down, and no one was coming.”
Glasgow cop : “Ye still didn’ae come to a complete stop. Licence and registration”.
London Lawyer : “What’s the difference?”
Glasgow cop : “Ye hae’te come to a complete stop. Licence and registration!”
London Lawyer : “If you can show me the legal difference between slow down and stop, I’ll give you my licence and registration.
And you give me the ticket. If not, you let me go. No ticket.”
Glasgow cop : “Sounds fair. Exit your vehicle, sir.”
The London Lawyer exits his vehicle.
The Glasgow cop takes out his baton and starts furiously beating the living daylights out of the lawyer, all the time saying,
“Dae’ ye wan’ me to stop,
or just slow doon?”
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Talking of road etiquette. Someone was innocently videoing two lads on skateboards when he heard furious tooting on a car horn.
He turned to film that instead.
And caught a road hog getting his just desserts!