Dear Agnes
You are a lady noted for your deep compassion. Surely you, of all people, have a soft spot for Iris ?
Yours truely
Gay (Boy) Queen
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Dear Gay,
Are you taking the p*** ?
I have teen-age sons I’m trying to protect from vamps like that!
And what does she look like? A face-lift gone horribly wrong, perhaps.
And if the Sunday Life is to be believed she was allegedly screwing an East Belfast ‘shop-keeper’, now deceased. I might be putting one and one together and getting three (that’s good! Think about it!) but wasn’t the 19 year-old’s father now deceased, described as a very good friend of Iris’s, such a person (he had a butcher’s shop) and didn’t that man’s marriage fall apart. Is there any connection here ?
And not only was she getting a dirk from Kirk, but there was some one in the DUP also [allegedly] (some time back) enjoying her favours. And in Peter’s marital bed, no less.
‘I advise teenagers to abstain from sex’, she said, laying the teenager in her own bed.
Oh, I have a soft spot indeed for Iris.
It’s a peat bog in the wilds of Monaghan.
Yours sincerely
Agnes
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PS Try the following for some light entertainment
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YRwTj6iXnSI