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1. ‘Patrick you are a lucky man’.
‘How’s that Michael?’
‘ Well you have got me as a friend—all I’ve got is you.’
2. Comment by an old woman on seeing a young girl in a mini skirt ” She hasn’t as much on as would dust a fiddle.”
3. A mother wanting something in the local shop on a dark and stormy night.
“Tis not a fit night for man nor baysht, your father can go.”
(All above purloined from Irish Times)

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