Open letter to Charles from Agnes

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Now that it’s all over, let me be the first (you mean, I’m NOT??) to congratulate you, the Prince of Wales on your marriage to your very own Cinderella. 

It’s been a busy week for you, what with socialising with President Mugabe, attending the Pope’s funeral in Rome and then wedding your very own (well, almost!) Princess Camilla on Saturday. 

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Agnes on Water Rates

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Dearest Agnes,

Being the soul of discretion and much to be admired, perhaps you could tell me what will happen when the Bolshi Council in that wonderful City of Newry introduces Water Rates to the Community.

Will the populace pay the bill or will they resort to withholding payment or even to striking as they have done in the past. Would it be too much to hope for, that responsible Councillors might get kicked in the ‘cooley kickem’s?

What about a separate vote on this one? 

Regards 

Water Tight.


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George W Bush’s ‘English’

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Quotes from George ‘Dubya’ Bush


“The vast majority of our imports come from outside the country.”
George W. Bush, Jr.
 
‘If we don’t succeed, we run the risk of failure.”
George W. Bush, Jr.
 
“Republicans understand the importance of bondage between a mother and child.”
Governor George W. Bush, Jr
 
“Welcome to Mrs. Bush, and my fellow astronauts.”
Governor George W. Bush, Jr.
 
“Mars is essentially in the same orbit…

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