The eejit

St Catherines Newry

A few weeks back, on the first day of Lent, a Dublin journalist excitedly penned an article concerning the health of An Taoiseach Bertie Ahearn. Rumours abounded that the Teflon king was unwell, and didn’t he appear on Irish TV that very day speaking from the Dail, sporting a serious-looking bruise in the middle of his forehead?

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Homeopathy

Dear Agnes,

In all other respects he is a normal child, well in mind and body and taking a healthy diet, but just recently, my Primary-School-aged son has developed an anxiety about attending our excellent local school. 

Is there anything I can give him to overcome this problem?

Yours sincerely

Psi Chote



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Sky failure

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They talk like automatons, persist like politicians in their given line of chat, regardless of your lack of interest, and withhold their own phone number and even name.

Yet they expect you to stop everything and to humour them on the phone.  I did, a while.

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