Dear Agnes
You are a lady noted for your deep compassion. Surely you, of all people, have a soft spot for Iris ?
Newry News and Irish Fun
Dear Agnes
You are a lady noted for your deep compassion. Surely you, of all people, have a soft spot for Iris ?
Dear Agnes
We all need protection, sure, from terrorist bombers on aircraft, but the latest [Detroit] scare has brought considerably more disruption and discomfort to ordinary regular passengers. What are we to do?
‘Esau Looney was a firearms expert,’ said the Sheriff,
‘who liked to teach people how to safely handle firearms.
I checked each detail carefully : I had the ISBN number, the author’s name: the book title. Why did they not stock it?
Then I went outside and looked at the shop name above the door. There must be a clue there, I reasoned …
It’s more than ten years since Michael Quinn staged his one-man parody show “Eejit’s Guide to Early Ireland” and still you’ll meet people who remember it fondly. It’s a stage show and doesn’t readily translate to the written word. Despite this, Michael has given us permission to reproduce here his copyright material.
It is little wonder that the baby in the photo below is so goggle-eyed! Is he thinking – ‘wow! I’d like to bury my head in those!’ Well, not really. The mystery is solved in the second photo.
This photo has just been received from a local press photographer who happened to be working last Saturday evening in the Canal Court Hotel.
Having recently announced their sponsorship of Fast Food-related studies, the McDonald’s chain proudly displays its first class of graduates!