He was, he explained, a front man for the Consortium of Entrepreneurs bidding to develop Newry’s old Nursery as a
Newry’s Via Doloroso
Funny Old World
Animal farm
I read in the paper the other day of a man in remote Siberia who petitioned the Russian President for permission to marry a cow ……….
My rod got stuck!
The newspaper story waxed on about a famous magician.
My bulls**t deflector automatically engaged!
Amadan turns
It was Father Donnelly again, and I dare not tell you the parish or I’d be ‘for it’ – as we used to say.
The eejit
A few weeks back, on the first day of Lent, a
..for sleep comes dropping slow
There have been numerous occasions when I was unable to sleep while staying at a strange hotel far from home. The reasons were many.
Ideal Christmas Present
Twice round a roundabout -any roundabout – and my wife’s lost! Honestly, the number of times she’s been confounded by the various entrances and exits of local supermarkets! So I thought the ideal Christmas present for her was a car-based satellite navigation system.
HCE and how to recognise it!
A number of my friends of long-standing on this site – Carmel, Sally, Jenny, Olwen, Irene, Jim, to name but a few – being aware of my recent bout of ill-health, have offered various prognoses and thankfully, a few tips, as well as copious words of support.
Keystone Ambulance Men
When it was first told to me, I believed the story of the man who guiltily buried the savaged body of his neighbour’s cat – on the assumption that the foul deed was done by his own dog, sworn enemy of that same pussy – only to find that Towser unearthed the corpse and delivered the muddy remains to the other’s doorstep. In similar fashion (am I just gullible?) I also believed the man who recounted the following story, alleging it had happened to him.