Green or not … ?

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Checking out at the supermarket, the young cashier suggested to the older woman that she should bring her own grocery bags because plastic bags weren’t good for the environment.

The woman apologised and explained, “We didn’t have this green thing back in my earlier days.”

The young blade responded, “That’s our problem today. Your generation did not care enough to save our environment for future generations.”

She was right – our generation didn’t have the green thing in its day.

Back then, we returned milk bottles, lemonade bottles and beer bottles to the shop. The shop sent them back to the plant to be washed and sterilised and refilled, so it could use the same bottles over and over. So they really were recycled.

But we didn’t have the green thing back in our day.

Grocery stores bagged our groceries in brown paper bags that we reused for numerous things, most memorable besides household garbage bags was the use of brown paper bags as book covers for our schoolbooks. This was to ensure that public property (the books provided for our use by the school) was not defaced by our scribblings. Then we were able to personalise our books on the brown paper covers: ready for recycling to new users the following year.

But too bad we didn’t do the green thing back then.

We walked up stairs, because we didn’t have an escalator in every store and office building. We walked to the grocery store and didn’t climb into a 300-horsepower machine every time we had to go two hundred yards.

But she was right. We didn’t have the green thing in our day.

Back then, we washed the baby’s nappies because we didn’t have the throwaway kind. We dried clothes on a line, not in an energy-gobbling machine burning up 220 volts — wind and solar power really did dry our clothes back in our early days. Kids got hand-me-down clothes from their brothers or sisters, not always brand-new clothing.

But that young lady is right; we didn’t have the green thing back in our day.

Back then, we had one TV, or radio, in the house, if we were fortunate – not a TV in every room. And the TV had a small screen the size of a handkerchief (remember them?), not a screen the size of a wall. In the kitchen, we blended and stirred by hand because we didn’t have electric machines to do everything for us. When we packaged a fragile item to send in the mail, we used wadded-up old newspapers to cushion it, not Styrofoam or plastic bubble wrap.  Back then, we didn’t fire up an engine and burn gasoline just to cut the lawn. We used a push mower that ran on human power. We exercised by working so we didn’t need to go to a health club to run on treadmills that operate on electricity.

But she’s right; we didn’t have the green thing back then.

We drank from a hand-operated water-fountain (with a metal cup attached by chain) when we were thirsty instead of using a cup or a plastic bottle every time we had a drink of water. We refilled writing pens with ink instead of buying a new pen, and we replaced the razor blades in a razor instead of throwing away the whole razor just because the blade got dull.

But we didn’t have the green thing back then.

Back then, people took the bus and kids rode their bikes to school or walked instead of turning their moms into a 24-hour taxi service. We had one electrical outlet in a room, not an entire bank of sockets to power a dozen appliances. And we didn’t need a computerised gadget to receive a signal beamed from satellites 23,000 miles out in space in order to find the nearest burger joint.

But isn’t it sad the current generation laments how wasteful we old folks were just because we didn’t have the green thing back then?

Perhaps the young folk should target their own generation – or their parents’ – for selfishness.

But definitely NOT their grand-parents’ generation.

[The song below, by the Emigrants, was written in 1860 by Steven Foster].

Stop? Or slow down?

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This smart London lawyer in Glasgow ignores a stop sign and gets pulled over by a local policeman.

He thinks that he is smarter than the cop because he is a lawyer from London and is certain that he has a better education then any Jock cop.    He decides to prove this to himself and have some fun at the Glasgow cops expense!

Glasgow cop :        ” Licence and registration, please.”

London Lawyer :     “What for?”

Glasgow cop :       “Ye  didn’ae  come to a complete halt at the stop sign.”

London Lawyer :    “I slowed down, and no one was coming.”

Glasgow cop :       “Ye  still didn’ae come to a complete stop. Licence and registration”.

London Lawyer :    “What’s the difference?”

Glasgow cop :       “Ye hae’te come to a complete stop. Licence and registration!”

London Lawyer :    “If you can show me the legal difference between slow down                                and stop, I’ll give you my licence and registration.
And you give me the ticket. If not, you let me go.   No ticket.”

Glasgow cop :       “Sounds fair. Exit your vehicle, sir.”

The London Lawyer exits his vehicle.

The Glasgow cop takes out his baton and starts furiously beating the living daylights out of the lawyer, all the time saying,

“Dae’ ye wan’ me to stop,

                            or just slow doon?”

Talking of road etiquette.  Someone was innocently videoing two lads on skateboards when he heard furious tooting on a car horn.

He turned to film that instead. 

And caught a road hog getting his just desserts!

Old lady’s revenge!