Dear Agnes
My lady friend and I, we are of a certain age but the juices still flow and we have womanly needs and desires.
Agony Aunt
Saucy affair of the bottle
I received the following communication recently and wanted to share it with you.
Not that Erica has a problem for Dear Agnes to solve. Indeed, lass, I believe you could teach me a thing or two!
Agnes on sex
Dear Agnes,
This is rather a delicate matter but I’m sure, Agnes that I can rely on your discretion.
Stick yer cream buns!
Dear Agnes,
I am a woman of maturing years, certainly, but I have all my faculties. I’m sure you know what I mean, Agnes, for you are likewise.
Grass Widows
Dear Agnes,
I am a modern man. I can accept that women have their shortcomings. Especially as they grow older, they cannot be expected, for example, to maintain the same quality of housekeeping as when they were younger.
Eye candy sought
This is rather a delicate matter, Agnes, so I hope I can rely on your discretion!
I trust I am not too late to enrol on an evening course at the Newry Institute?
Homeopathy
Dear Agnes,
In all other respects he is a normal child, well in mind and body and taking a healthy diet, but just recently, my Primary-School-aged son has developed an anxiety about attending our excellent local school.
Is there anything I can give him to overcome this problem?
Yours sincerely
Psi Chote
Message in a Bottle
Dear Agnes,
My problem is in rather doubtful taste but if deemed unsuitable for publication, I’d hope you’d answer privately to my attached email address.
