Woman’s Work

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She was a formidable character, the farm woman of old.
 
‘Don’t work for a woman,’ the old labourers would advise.  ‘They never know what’s in a day’s work.’
 
In truth, she was more energetic and capable and expected no less from the men. She came to the head-rig with ‘dinner for the field’ and after the meal – amid compliments satirical and genuine, the teasing and earthy, adult repartee in traditional phrases about love and marriage and children or the lack of them, she stayed to help.
 
In between the preparation and the hectic scamper of setting or sowing she found time to ‘cut the seed’.  This time she found – ‘idle time’ – was to get to a barn where she squatted on a creepie stool, bent over a heap of potatoes which she was slitting expertly to make seed with just enough eyes or buds and no more (or she gouged those out) and so make ordinary white potatoes go further.
 
Sometimes she was giving a hand there, to an old woman who had come to do the task for wages.  When we saw these waifs – most of them ‘going the roads’ in spring, their dark shawls about them – we knew they were off to ‘cut seed’ for someone and glad to get the money.  Many of them subsisted on ‘poor relief’ doled out in the local dispensary each week.
 
‘They have the back for it’, the men sometimes said wryly, evasively, but it was a belief then.  When a man had his drills ready for planting, he might say wishfully,
 
‘Man, if only two or three tight, strappin’ lumps o’ weemen would slip a braskin about them and drop me seed, I’d have that field in, in junk time!’

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Why ducks can swim!

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D’ye know how ducks came to swim?  Ye don’t?  Ah, the sarrah be aff you for a scholar!  Well I’ll tell ye.
 
When Our Lord was on earth, He was hidin’ from His enemies one day under a heap of flax-shoughs.  An’ doesn’t a wastrel of a hin come up an’ start to tear with her feet.  Bad scran to the same hins an’ their tearin’.  She stripped the shoughs aff Him, indeed.  But doesn’t the ducks come up then, an’ thim cacklin’ like mad, an’ they flew at the hin an’ scarred her aff.  Then they covered Him agin with their beaks, an’ sat on Him, cackli’ away. 
 
The sojers came an’ saw the cacklin’ ducks an’ passed it by.
 
The ducks couldn’t swim then, ye know.  But doesn’t a big flood come over the country, an’ He gave the ducks the power to swim.  The hins were drowned but the ducks were saved.
 
An’ THAT’S why ducks can swim now.

More ‘Rose’ Cures

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I told you one tale of the cure for The Rose, or erysiphelas to give it its medical name – an ailment no doctor could cure!  But that’s doesn’t stop me telling you another.
 
We were all sitting round the fire one winter’s evening when the latch of the door was lifted and a head all wrapped in bandages appeared in the lamplight.
 
‘Come on on on in,’ we called, and a man came in.
 
‘I was looking for Harry McElroys’, he explained.  
 
‘I was just thinking as much,’ me mother said.  ‘On yer head ye have it.  God bless it.’
 
‘On me head it is’, he agreed.
 
Any person named McElroy was said to be able to cure it but few were willing – it was said to be unlucky.  Harry had a practice the envy of any doctor.  Our present visitor had come a long way on foot and we bade him sit down.  
 
‘No matter what they tell ye, no doctor can cure The Rose’.
 
‘Indeed, not’, all agreed.
 
‘I remember a fella once trying his hand out with the doctor’, one of our visitors said. 
 
He was a journeyman shoemaker and working at the time.  He dropped the boot.  He could never work and talk at the same time.
 
‘An’ he got cured?’ said another with contempt.
 
‘Oh, he got cured in the right oul’ style’, he added.
 
‘By the time that doctor was finished with him,
he wore the suit of dale boards!’

Walk on me back, there!

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Many people are unaware of how prevalent still, especially in country areas, is the faith in those who ‘have the cure’ for many ailments.  There are documented cases where conventional medicine failed but the faith healer succeeded.  One woman had been suffering for a few years from a very bad rash on her neck and had received the best of treatment from doctors and consultants.  She went to the man with the charm for skin ailments.  He duly administered the cure by walking around her, spitting lightly and touching her neck with spittle while quietly reciting prayers.  He asked the lady not to wash her neck for nine days, with which request she duly complied.  After this time the rash was gone.
 
Another woman had a severely arthritic arm which she was unable to raise above shoulder level.  The curer she visited touched her arm and prayed.  Twenty minutes the lady was able to lift her arm freely and has continued to have this freedom of movement ever since.  There is scarcely a person – certainly in rural Ireland – who cannot tell a similar tale.
 
THE CURE FOR THRUSH
 
A person born after his/her father has died, has the cure for thrush.  This person would blow into the affected baby’s mouth.  This would be done three times before the baby would be cured.
 
THE CURE FOR WHOOPING COUGH
 
A woman married to a man of the same surname had this cure.  A child with whooping cough is given three things to eat by this woman, for example, a piece of bread, an apple and a biscuit.  After the child had eaten these it would get better.
 
THE CURE FOR LUMBAGO OR BACKACHE
 
A person born feet first has the cure for backache.  He/she would cure your backache by walking on your back – a solution guaranteed to ‘kill or cure’!  A person born feet first was destined also to travel a lot.
 
THE CURE FOR WARTS
 
If you wash your hands with rainwater that has been sitting in a hallowed stone, the warts will soon disappear.  Indeed some such stones (e.g. that near Kilnasaggart Standing Stone) became famous as Wart Stones.  Another cure for warts is to pick as many rushes as you have warts.  You touch each wart with a separate rush and then bury the rushes.  Tell no one where you have buried them and, as the rushes rot, the warts will disappear.  This can also be done using potatoes.
 
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She wus lame, anyhow!

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A man in Killeavy could get no milk from his cows.  Somebody was taking the best of the milk.  He put a charge in he’s gun one night and a handful of silver for colpher.  
 
He watched and he saw a hare slip in till the byre.  As it come out he blazed at it and hit it about the hip an’ it got away.
 
But the country said it was Jane O’Hanlon.
 
She was lame after anyhow!

Fews Glossary: R 3

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Right            complete, thorough, ‘he’s a right gentleman’
Rightly         fine, ‘I’m doing rightly, thank you’: well, ‘I know it rightly’
Rigmarole    a convoluted, unbelievable story
Rise             rib, take a hand out of, raise his temper, ‘don’t rise him!’
Rogue                   v. cheat, ‘he’d rogue ye if he had the chance’
Roughness   plenty
Rub              n. praise or disparage, ‘he’d give ye a wee rub’
                   ‘rub of the relic’, euphemism for sexual relations
Ructions       a hullabaloo, a row, ‘he raised ructions over it’
Rue              regret, repent,  ‘she rued the day’
Rug              to pull
Rummel       to shake
Run              leak, ‘the water has all run out of the pot’
Rung            step of chair or ladder
Runner         a person who is always in someone else’s house, ‘ceilier’
Runs            goes, of inanimate object, ‘the road runs till Armagh’
Runt            small, the reject
Rust             to take fright, to refuse, ‘the horse rusted on me’
 
 
 
 

Ground Rules for Cures

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A number of stipulations accompany the cure.  The curer often must not ask for or acknowledge the receipt of a gift as payment for the service.  They may accept the gift only if it is not acknowledged.   It is to protect against fake healers who are in it for profit.  Usually the healed person too is forewarned by others who have recommended the healer, that he/she must not offer recompense nor indeed even say ‘thank you’.
 
Cures or the power of healing are said to be possessed by the seventh son of a seventh son:  others believe too, by a seventh son; a seventh daughter or the seventh daughter of a seventh daughter.  The power once owned can disappear if for example a cure for human complaints is used to cure an animal.  Some Holy Wells became useless and abandoned after horses, for example, were brought to drink and be mended there.  Others may have the ‘cure’ of specific complaints.  We will write of that next.
 
Many priests in the past had the cure.  Some have been renowned as faith healers (Padre Pio) and have made use of the gift openly. 
 
If a charm is used there is usually a requirement for its repeated use three times to be effective.  Many of the cures must be done at a certain time and in the case of herbal cures some of the herbs must be picked or prepared at certain stated times.  Certain cures involve the use of an object such as a small white stone (which is required in at least three of the cures for bleeding). 
 
The connection between religious belief, faith and healing has a long history in Ireland that precedes the coming of Patrick.  These traditions of charms, herbs, the use of wells and standing stones, became absorbed into the Christian tradition.  We conclude this article with reference to P. W. Joyce’s story of the Tuatha De Danaan.
 
In the De Danaan history, the leech-god or physician god Diancecht had great healing skill.  During the second battle of Moytura when the De Danaan fought the Fomorians, Diancecht chose a health-giving well ‘into which he put a number of sanative herbs gathered in every part of Ireland’ and over which he and his daughter and two sons chanted incantations.
 
During the battle all wounded De Danaan were brought here from the field and plunged into this bath.  They all came out whole and sound and ready to do battle again.  Unsuprisingly the De Danaan won.

Sundays Wells

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The tradition of visiting Holy Wells (or Sundays Wells) in search of cures or relief from distress was strong in Ireland until recent decades.  In this area were St Bridget’s well at Faughart and St Mochua’s Well near Keady as well as an acclaimed Sundays Well in the Glen area of Newry.  The latter has fallen so much into disuse that it is almost forgotten although it can be found marked on most old maps of Newry.  We would like to know its exact location, if any of our readers can inform us.
 
St Bridget’s Well at Faughart is still held in high repute and it is impossible to visit in daylight hours without meeting with some faithful pilgrims.  The bushes that protect the well are bedecked with pieces of cloth or rags, religious objects like rosaries, or other mementos, possessions of the one for whom the cure is sought.  St Bridget’s Day, 1 February is a day of special pilgrimage still and throngs attend to this day.

Oxymorons

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The fashion-conscious enjoy skin-tight slacks and a healthy tan.  Politicians talk of nuclear defence and Star-Wars shields.  Computer people rail against Microsoft Works.  Civil servants weave a web of garbage in Plain English forms.  Examples of oxymorons abound in our world.  What are they?
 
I was contemplating how our recent stories of reminiscence evoke bitter-sweet memories when the term’s internal contradiction struck me.   This epigrammatical device deliberately junxta-poses contradictory terms; it is used sparingly and carefully by writers.  On the other hand the grant-milkers, the ‘great and the good’, the ‘movers and shakers’ sprinkle oxymorons through their language and press-releases like confetti.
 
One of the minor aims of Newry Journal is to expose self-publicising fraudsters.  You have read some examples here.  Now I’m asking you to come up with your favourite (i.e. most despised!) examples. 
 
Can anything be altogether separate; the same difference; a working holiday; virtual reality; pretty ugly; a civil war; a peace force?
 
[Abbey Gymnists c.1964 F. Arthur Murphy:Michael McCullagh:Coach, Gerry Brown: Peter Poland: … : Hugh McShane (?) M. ? : Martin McConville: Markey: …: McGivern:  Back.. 4. Gerry Hobden ..] Corrections please to Guestbook! (Ta to Gerry Hobden for Guestbook note.  I’m sorry not to have recognised you for we were acquainted!  I’m fairly confident M 1. is not Gerry McLaughlin (of Stream Street), unless there was another of that name!
 
Over to you!  Examples on Guestbook, please.