I read in the paper the other day of a man in remote Siberia who petitioned the Russian President for permission to marry a cow ……….
…….. all eligible young Russian ladies in his vicinity having long since fled to
Certainly gives a new twist to the old ‘man bites dog’ story.
I know a number of men who assure me they unwittingly did marry a cow!
Then there was the young virgin who gave birth to a bouncing baby boy in
‘I’ve never had sexual relations with a man’, she insisted.
‘There was one occasion when I awoke during the night to find a snake in my bed.
I fled screaming and when I returned, he was gone.
Could that have done it?’ she pleaded.
Meanwhile a man in
The appellant being of uncertain means, the judge fined him in kind: one pig and one buffalo.
The first wife refused the offer.
She too preferred to have the animals!
The whole world’s couped!